Devoid of testicles, nada, nothing but an endless empty scrotum swinging, swaying between his legs like a portentous pendulum tick-tock ticking away the fleeting remains of yesterday's youth, VIM, and vigor. Micro Machines Man used to own a 1965 Mustang convertible but his wickedly witchefying wife took it and everything he owned in a strikingly sadistic divorce proceeding that left yours truly emasculated. 'Micro Machines Man'(Because I grew up with them and because of what he’s talking about if you can pay attention to his fast speech)"Micro Machines Man here to tell you about the genuine original marvelously majestic micro machine "Street Snapper" Colossal Collection! Make these cars zoom and vroom, veer and steer, jump and bump, flip and fly. 'Stan Lee and Pamela Anderson' “Zounds! I’ve been caught! But they’ll never take me alive! Excelsior!” 'Follow the Light, Rainbow' (Just something about rainbow bright following the sphere of light to her death being the origin of how she became rainbow bright is funny to me) 'Illegal Alien Problems' “They’ll execute me in the country! You are killing me, you are killing me!”
ROBOT CHICKEN MATH JOKE SERIES
'The ‘Sleestak Library’ sketch' (Just a series of ‘sshhh’s’)
ROBOT CHICKEN MATH JOKE MOVIE
Night's movie review' “Schindler’s List 2. 'The Worst Halloween part 2' “Randy Mcormick! Randy Mcormick! I’m gonna kill you man! Argh!” 'The Foo Fighters' "Shut up foo!' Hit him in his microphis" 'Two Weeks Notice' “So this is your two weeks then?.I see.” 'Calvin and Hobbs sketch' “Fasten your seatbelt Hobbs, we’re going to Mars! Wow! Mars is Amazing!” 'The Beastmaster: The Musical' (Something about the line “I’ll get you beastmaster!” cracks me up every time) 'The Best Spaceship Ever' (I know this is a parody but I don't know what it is) returns Home': “Kleborp the retard with only one glowing finger!” and the way E.T. 'Do you get it?' (The Doctor Who reference) And by bed I mean ethnic and by time I mean cleansing." 'Care Bear Genocide' "Ya'll know what time it is it's bed time. 'Cuddles Fabric Softener' (This was funny in an "Oh my God, I can't believe they did that!" sort of way)
'Golden Girls and the City' (I love the ending) 'Captain Planet' “Protect the environment or I’ll *beep* kill you! Captain Planet!" 'The Neverending Party' "And then the boy took a big crap. 'Morning Wood' (I had this song stuck in my head for a day straight) 'Quantum Leap sketch' “Ziggy says in order to leap out you’re gotta work the shaft. 'The Diary of Anne Frank' (I could see Disney doing it) 'Enter the Fat One' (Specifically the line “Reaganomics!”) Be sure to keep scrolling to see more.-'Stalin and Me' “This is Me, and this is Stalin. Those are all of the new releases and impending departures on HBO Max for the month of April. The Seeker: the Dark Is Rising, 2007 ( HBO) The Pope of Greenwich Village, 1984 ( HBO) Poltergeist II: the Other Side, 1986 ( HBO) The Way Down: God, Greed, And The Cult Of Gwen Shamblin, Max Original Season 1 Part B PremiereĪ Good Day to Die Hard, 2013 ( HBO) (Extended Version)Įxtremely Loud & Incredibly Close, 2011 ( HBO)įor Greater Glory: the True Story of Cristiada, 2012 ( HBO) Up Close with Ana Emilia, Max Original Special Premiere Made for Love, Max Original Season 2 Premiere We Own This City, Limited Series Premiere ( HBO)Īna Emilia Show (aka Desafío Influencer con Ana Emilia), Max Original Premiere The Flight Attendant, Max Original Season 2 PremiereĪ Tiny Audience, Season 3 Premiere ( HBO)
Marlon Wayans Presents: The Headliners, Max Original Special Premiere Not So Pretty, Max Original Season 1 PremiereĪmsterdam, Max Original Season 1 Premiere The Great Pottery Throw Down, Max Original Season 5 Premiere
The Garcias, Max Original Season 1 Premiere When You Clean A Stranger’s Home, 2022 ( HBO) Trinity of Shadows, Max Original Season 1 PremiereĪ Black Lady Sketch Show, Season 3 Premiere ( HBO) Tokyo Vice, Max Original Season 1 Premiere Queen Stars, Max Original Season 1 Premiere Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off, Documentary Premiere ( HBO) The Invisible Pilot, Documentary Series Premiere ( HBO) William Shakespeare’s Romeo + Juliet, 1996 ( HBO) The Thaw (aka Odwilz), Max Original Season 1 Premiere The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, 2013 ( HBO) The Raid: Redemption, 2012 ( HBO) (Extended Version) The Informant (aka A Besugo), Max Original Season 1 Premiere
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, 2009 ( HBO) (Director’s Cut) Sex Drive, 2008 ( HBO) (Extended Version) Original Sin, 2001 ( HBO) (Extended Version) One True Singer, Max Original Season 1 Premiere Dances With Wolves, 1990 ( HBO) (Extended Version)įantastic Beasts: A Natural History, 2022
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